Friday, March 12, 2010

pwning n00bs...

Being a 21 year old university student, i spend many nights free of sleep. this is not due to excessive homework, no i get that done during the day. no, i spend my nights "pwning n00bs" on Modern Warfare 2. or as i like to call it "the GPA dropper" because i am pretty sure ive killed my GPA more than any of my opponents.

But as 5 am rolls around we begin our anticipation of MCDONALDS BREAKFAST! now i realize its already after 5am, but we can't show up RIGHT at 5:00am, cuz that would seem desperate. so no, we pretend like we just happend to be driving by and noticed it was breakfast time. but i think their probably on to us since we do it at a couple times a week these days. have i mentioned that my "freshman fifteen" have been the "freshman fifty"? i wonder why that is.

Well as my partner "Bthumpin" (i can explain his name some other time) finishes his last turn of MW2 before we make our trek down to the golden arches i cant help but wonder what the McD's staff thinks of us... when we come strolling in, they must see our sunken shoulders, slouching posture, and bloodshot eyes and think that we must have just finished a shift of killing puppies or something horrible like that. unfortunately we're not pretty sadistic, we're sad and pathetic. though that does give me an idea for a sweet new business: Puppy Pwners, "can't say no to your dog? we'll say no for you (one last time).

I'm kidding of course, i could never kill puppies, i love dogs. Cats on the other hand.. well lets just say that cats are lucky that Kitten Pwners doesn't have the same ring to it.

Off to McDicks... i think i'll "BOOM HEADSHOT" me a bacon 'n' egger this mornin..

BJJ_BOUDY

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